I can understand why she decided not to run, but damn do I wish she would have.

My mom used to take me to the park every single damn day. She brought a book with her every time, because you can only revel in the miracle of your offspring making their way down a slide for so long (also, I found out later, because she desperately hated all of the other mothers who were there and didn’t want to have…

Tipping is the worst thing about America.

No, you don’t get the $3.75. As I mentioned before, taxes eat that money. Her paychecks always, always, always say $0.00.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

I’ve vommed in a sink, but never peed.

I'm going to be downright disagreeable and state that Cate Blanchett is the worlds greatest movie star.

*shakes head sadly* We’ll have to put him down.

Meh. Everyone has an off day, but I think it would have been smart for him to just prepare some answers to likely questions beforehand and get on with it. There are actors who can get away with being difficult because they bring so much otherwise to a project, but I’d be sort of surprised if Andrew Garfield is one of…

I guess it depends on the drug. Weed would have mellowed him out, so maybe he should have done that instead.

This also sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

I kind of like it.

It’s basically Kurt Cobain Cosplay.

Terrible person Meyer said the footage will “shock her fans,” adding that he has “unfinished business” with Lopez.

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

It’s like killing a cow, eating the tail and throwing the rest in a landfill off a cliff while it’s alive.

Yes. The fins are also harvested in an incredibly inhumane manner: they are sliced off of living sharks and the rest of the animal is just dropped back into the water. Without the ability to swim, thus moving water through its gills and effectively breathing, the shark drifts to the bottom, drowning in the process.…

Aaron Paul is correct. The massacre of sharks for their fins is cruel and repellent behavior.

The right hates Dan Savage because he’s happy to use their own rhetoric right back at them, and that he acknowledges that it’s not atheists who are making gay children kill themselves, and that it’s frequently religion that causes bigoted parents to force gay children to become homeless. And they hate that he actually…