stoneyowl
StoneyOwl
stoneyowl

Stephen Baldwin owes $90k in back taxes, and I’ll never understand why celebrities don’t pay their taxes (or hire better accountants).

Why opiods? Why not snowed on Xanax? That seems like the more likely culprit.

You know, I tried to watch a few episodes. But all the talking over each other reminded me too much of the Bill O’Reilly show. And the way the producers pit everyone against each other for absolutely no reason because women in a group setting must compete with and hate one another... it just turns my stomach.

Definitely not drunk. But possibly on pills.

ARE there any meetings that matter?

I think there should be more drunk people on TV, period. But HSN for sure.

I can think of many reasons...

I think it was in a previous “dirt bag”. So all the rest of us are in that hole with you. Pass the guacamole. This better not have peas in it ;)

Not to be that person, but the Lena Dunham Instagram was in response to an earlier insta where Dunham said something about being depressed and having a shitty day. And the comments seemed to assume that meant they broke up. Hence, the second Instagram. So not THAT cryptic.

I mean, why can’t you be drunk on HSN? I know I’ve never watched it sober, so I would probably enjoy the feeling of solidarity if the presenters were also drunk.

Despite rumors, Julia Roberts says that her relationship with her husband is great.

What is it with rich white middle aged dudes being obsessed with the mob? In terms of the million subjects that haven’t been made a 100 times yet, and the fact that DiCaprio could get finance for any project under the moon, whyyyyy something so predictable and dull?

And if Jessica Simpson was drunk, who the fuck cares? Let he or she who has never been day drunk cast the first stone.

sad, slim man wears stupid boots

Madonna can’t run for president, she’s British.

Exactly! I will vote for a pro-choice man over an anti-choice woman every single time. I will vote for a man who advocates for women’s rights over a woman whose policies harm other women. As Madeline Albright said, there is a place in hell for women who don’t help other women.

Yeah, no. Just being a woman isn’t enough to get this woman’s vote. To boot, I won’t be voting for Hillary in the primaries, but she’ll get my vote if she is nominated. I have no problem voting for a man over a woman if I can trust them to better represent my interests.

More Confidence

Too much confidence? Code for bitch. We need to teach girls to dial it down, if they want a boyfriend.

“The college and career lesson was actually scheduled for September, but the newsletter hadn’t been adjusted before it was sent out”