Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

guys katy perry’s life is so hard, you know?

I want that cover dress more than I want children.

Every genuinely stupid person I’ve ever known supported Republican ideas/platforms. Sure, not all Republicans are dumb, but their party really, really appeals to those who are.

Um, Lorde should have skipped Kanye’s flesh toned bullshit parade and gone to urgent care.

Science!

No, trust me, anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would be a good president is not merely callous—he is just plain stupid.

Ugh. He is not even close to pretty! Not even cute. He has an air of Frankenstein about him.

Tom Brady and Donald Trump; two assholes infamous for their pathetic, saggy balls.

I suspect— and maybe I’m just reading into things and need to “loose a turn” in my Jump to Conclusions game, that she’s getting cranky with PDA in general. I know it bugs me more and more as I get older when I see young people being all lovey-dovey. Who has time for that shit? Affection should be efficient and mostly…

But after hearing from my gay friends manager, agent and others who handle my finances and image and learning more about the hardships they faced because of discrimination and loss of income I may face for my out of date views, it became clear to me that everyone should be able to marry the person they love I needed…

Caitlyn seems to lack empathy or thoughtfulness when it comes to anyone who is not herself. How dense can she possibly be? It’s 2015 and she wants everyone to rally around her, but didn’t quite “get” gay marriage?

How can you have thoughts about being a transgendered woman for 50+ years and only now be thinking about…

Wow. Jenner shows it’s easy being “different” if you live in a bubble of privilege. And call me grumpy but I still think she’s only had a change of heart because Ellen called her out on her wishy-washy opinion.

The dorms that night were probably full of smug, smarmy assholes saying smug, smarmy shit about how they are praying for Bernie Sanders. But I guarantee you that there was a not-insignificant minority who will be thinking a lot about what he said for a long time afterward. They might not say anything to their friends…

A friend was raised in an extremely restricted, extremely religious family. One evening over a drink he movingly told the story of a comparative religion course that he took in college (the state university, BTW) where he had an ‘awakening’ of sorts. He saw clearly, for the first time, that while mythology can be a…

Yep. Born and raised in a super conservative Christian community. Some of them actually do a good job of pushing on youngsters “Question Everything”. Even as they try to indoctrinate you, many kids who take in that mentality and combine it with teenage rebellion wind up escaping the brainwashing.

Love it. I became the insufferable liberal I am today starting in the Christian college my parents thought was safe. HA HA.

I think another big difference is that Elizabeth Taylor had genuine friends and family in her life to help. She also always had a career. Even as it shifted from acting to activism, she always had a focus and goals. Who and what does Lindsay have?

Not going to make a joke about this. These are the drug-fueled ramblings of a mentally ill person who is self-medicating. She gives lots of indications of being an adult survivor of childhood sexual assaults. And her garbage parents, who should have protected her, looked the other way as long as the checks didn’t…

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.