nick lachey!!!

Just when we were *all* wondering, what might tie Staples into the Illuminati?

You know, at some point, you really have to respect Marc Jacobs’ industriousness.

I thought we had moved past this tongue shit.

What are either of those two doing in the office supplies aisle of what appears to be Walgreens?

Presented without comment: Marc Maron’s tweet. Over the images of Stacey and Miley...

I stopped doing that after the 3rd burned popcorn fire alarm in a weekend. I put on headphones and pretended to be asleep. I guess I could have died, but also, fuck people who can’t figure out how to microwave popcorn corectly at 3am.

stop trying so hard, Miley.

i wish “gal pal” was erased from language.

NO KRIS. NO.

As others have noticed, Yoko is becoming less and less esoteric. Today was just “popular girl on Instagram” level quirk. WHAT IS WRONG YOKO TELL ME

Their love for Adam Levine

You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

This is like feeling bad for the mother alien from aliens (alien 3?) when ripley killed her babies.

I don’t get making up hypothetical hypocrisies.

Australia’s quarantine laws for dogs have changed recently - instead of 30 days which was the previous requirement, it’s now 10 (at least from the U.S.). Quite frankly, if you are shooting a movie there for a brief time and you are Johnny Depp, be responsible and board your animals at home, hire someone to take care…

Twins?

Hollywood: where you gotta be at least 27 to play a high schooler but no older than 25 to play a 30something.

This is exactly how I dug myself out of $14,000 in CC debt. People doubt the power of a budget.

1. Make a budget