stoneyowl
StoneyOwl
stoneyowl

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while

I am a big proponent of You Do You weddings/spend whatever you want because it’s not MY money so whatever, man, but...do you really need/want the photobooth? Or has this just become part of the expectation at weddings now so you’re doing it without thinking about it? When I see $1200 I also see MORE FOOD AND BOOZE so

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that

Weddings only cost what you can afford, your parents are willing to pay, and how much debt you are willing to take on. They don’t just “cost what they cost”. They are like goldfish. They grow to the size they are able in the space they’re given. When I got married in 2003, my husband’s parents were in a bad place

The surprising thing is that they were definitely the hook for the show and their appearance was touted as being a major part of the doc. I think it might have been more effective to not have them on the show and just mention the reason for its creation in the beginning rather than having them come out and do some lip

Here’s a timeline Gawker put together of the molestation in relation to TLC’s decision to pull the show. Based on how long the allegations have been out there and the research that networks do before they put shows on the air, it’s not unreasonable to assume (and I think I may be too generous here) that they knew

If you watch the segment, that’s exactly what it feels like. Michelle Duggar, especially, seemed to distance herself away from the entire thing with the “bonding experience” talk. It was like they were just three socially-conscious celebs who were out there horrified that this occurs and praying for the families of

My concern with having the clueless Duggar women in that seminar is that the only takeaway they’ll get is “See, all these people have suffered from molestation. It must happen to everyone in every family! Whats the big freakin deal?”

Kill. This is how the game works, right?

I was totally going to agree, but at second look, I think the “omg those hips” effects is ACTUALLY not his pants, but the back of his coat, which is I guess a cutaway or swallowtail or whatever.

He does look like he’s just trying to be a lesbian stereotype at this point.

I would fuck and marry Legend and kill Tyga and Bieber.

Not feeling heroin Bieber, John Legend is too short for those pants, and I’m too old for Tyga. Kill em all.

i am not expecting them to donate a kidney or do anything on that matter at all, but shoe thing is a total stupid PR stunt, they could have started a fund to help him with medical bills.

She’s terrific, isn’t she? The first time I saw Anna Kendrick was in that first Twilight film, and she was a revelation. She played a bitchy, hair-flicking high school frenemy of Kristen Stewart, a teen-flick archetype so stale and ossified you can feel your brain start to decay just thinking about it. And yet she was

I feel like I’m really missing something. I do not expect them to donate a kidney by any stretch. But I don’t understand why they don’t just give him the shoes now. Why is it conditional? And it’s just a pair of shoes. Why is a pair of insanely rich people giving a sick man a pair of expensive shoes something so

My face through the entire butt video:

Anna Kendrick, despite my never having seen her in any movies, is my favorite famous fictional friend. And a Sunday Shrayber Dirtbag is a great way to start the day.

NYC is the home of terrible food? Do you even know what food is? And have you ever been to the midwest, because you haven’t SEEN terrible food until you’ve had a jello “salad”.

Rice and beans AND meat in a burrito?