I feel it’s my duty to tell you guys that Miley Cyrus still sucks. (I know. I thought I loved her now too.)

Oh man, I would shut that one down. Beside his grieving widow bringing a date (they now have many guns, a few snakes and one child together) our estranged mother refused to attend because it would be “too hard for her” but she DID send a letter to be read in which she said she first knew true love between a mother and…

When we were young my sister and I called ours some odd things... she used “front butt” and “back butt”. Mine were Maggie and Oscar. When we got older (I could not bring myself to say “grew up” because still waiting for that to happen to me) she was going for a procedure. She was still a little loopy afterward so…

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and…

Someone should flick Justin in the vagina.

Growing up I spent ALOT of time as a patient at CHOP (Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia) & they did a lot of incredible things for patients. When I was 16 the Eagles went to the super bowl so they had a raffle for signed Eagles merch, I won a D McNab signed football (gave it away to a kid who really wanted it. I’m…

You’re a sick child in the hospital and the admin tells you that a special celebrity guest is coming to visit you. The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.

. “I worked very, very, very hard and I got back to that place where I was genuinely happy and strong and ready to live again and see the world and, you know, bring in more beautiful experiences...That’s when someone miraculously came into my life.”

GREAT DANES ARE THE BEST! I would like to have another one. This one.

This seemed relevant. I’m not really sure why.

Ryan Reynold is allegedly funny.

If anything, it might reduce her workload, seeing as how she won’t need to “service” him in the innumerable ways he expects on an immediate, daily basis.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

Hey, asshole, the U.S. is his fucking country! He’s Puerto-Rican, not Mexican. Why is he responsible for Mexico having good government any more than you are responsible for Greece or some other majority-white country having good government?

The loud shitty Americans who have nothing better to do than piss away money to go to Trump rallies and no way to pass the time than howl about Trump? I’m really hoping those cretins are in the loud stupid minority.

The 2008 election gave people the opportunity to showcase their racism in spectacular form. It never went away and now this clown allows racists to find another group to disparage. Let it never be said that racists and bigots aren’t generous, with their hate.

I don’t think Trump will be the President or even the republican nominee but his terrible sideshow is airing out a real ugliness in our country and is doing damage. I can’t think of a recent candidate who was so openly racist. I can’t believe birthright citizenship is even up for discussion. The notion that if you…

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