10/10, would rent from Redbox.

I hope Rihanna dislocates her jaw and eats all three of them.

Denise Huxatable set the bar for cool 80’s teen so unobtainably high most girls couldn’t see it?

A guy named Jionni who waxes his eyebrows? It was going to happen.

Newsflash - people have a really hard time being in long term monogamous relationships and society’s weird, unnecessary and CONSTANT shaking finger makes it harder for people to just be able to admit that to themselves, and find relationships that DO work for them. But SURPRISE when you guilt them into obeying…

Stefon is relevant for every fashion post. Also I really want to go to this party with Jerry Hall hair, bleached eyebrows, sequins, a gold turban with glossy red lipstick, on a white horse. This is not a joke who can make this happen for me.

this is a matte surface. denied.

Dude, you are on a website for cheaters at that point. Surely maintaining an email address just for your cheating is not much of a stretch when it comes to lying.

How do they not know that you have a fake email for online shopping and promos, porn, and cheating websites? It is Internet 101.

It’s like, has no one ever heard of prostitutes before?

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

Dave Franco is what James Franco should aspire to be.

Hey wait a second... we all missed something VERY IMPORTANT in this article because of Bieber and Tyga and Fallon.

Yeah, I sure think he’s a piece of shit alright.

I can’t imagine what life would be like if I were a “Bieber handler”.

I love this story. It has all the grossness and absurdity of the best of BCO, but with nice people not dicking over the employees.

I have to admit I was part of a ridiculously large order at a fast food restaurant. It was midnight, we were 20 some college students at a leadership conference, and Burger King had a $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggets promotion going on. That meant we could get 500 chicken nuggets for under 80 dollars. Our minds were…

Internet won. Everyone go home.

How I feel about today’s stories:

Truth. I can only imagine the hell that woman lives in.