Sure. But that’s why you yell “First beer, asshole?” and challenge them to a fight. That’s the way to go.

I fought pretty hard for that status. I raised a real ruckus when I found out that “Sea Org” wasn’t a a program combining the yachting life and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

ya that escalated super quick

The fuck?

I think someone riding a hoverboard through an airport would be at least as annoying as a kid zooming by on Heelies or someone riding an actual skateboard. Cool tech aside, it’s not the time or place, dude. Take it outside.

Those pneumatic boobs are giving me sympathy pains. Check your tire pressure, Heidi.

For me it’s the way he talks to the barista. We all know horrifyingly cheap people & while it can be incredibly annoying most (not all) of the time it doesn’t hurt anyone. One thing I have a very low tolerance for is rudeness & taking advantage of people and acting like they should be grateful for it.

The worst offense? FUCKING HOLDING UP THE LINE!

“Mister Brad”. WTF, asshole?!

The fact that he is wasting valuable oxygen?

If I worked as a server I would love to carry around a hatchet, just so I could take it out everytime someone said anything about “menu hacks” and say, “I got your menu hack right here, asshole.”

Sadly they stopped publishing the print edition of Jane’s Fighting Douches in 2005 when it went online and behind a paywall. I mean I can see why, the last edition ran to 20 volumes and they still had to publish 4 supplements that year to cover all the new developments in douchebaggery.

I’m not sure what about this guy pisses me off more. The birthday scam, his “easy as pie” drink order, or the way he talks to the barista.

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

The scammer needs a punch in the throat just for using the phrase “easy as pie” with such a bullshit complicated order.

They’ve been showing that and “Waiting for Guffman” on the premium channels these last couple weeks and I watch them every time I notice they’re on.

I love Best in Show and am embarrassingly happy that Mindy Kaling gave it a shoutout.

Yes, Yoko Ono, but which Space Transformer? Astrotrain or Sky Lynx?

Yes. It was Lena Dunham.