For sure. Working in animal rescue and living in poorer cities I have some experience with “outside” dogs. I totally accept the cultural and regional differences in animal care but I feel it’s obvious that this guy is an unintelligent sociopath.

These face pubes are not cute.

Surely that skates over the line from I’m an entitled jackass to I’m very possibly insane.

“Their black Labrador retriever was found slain in a ditch 15 miles from their home.”

Funny thing is, he still sounds like less of an asshole than his brother.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

Here’s what he’s thinking: “My puppeteers told me that I may have freaked out 99% of women during the debate with my ‘no exception for the life of the mother’ thing, but I can do this meaningless action to make it seem like I’m totally pro-girl-power. Maybe women will forget.” Too little, too late, bro.

It’s sad when my first reaction to that is to think he’s just being an ‘opportunist.’

Dickhead.

Wow. What a brave, brave man.

False equivalence. You won’t hear any Democrats behaving like this. Trump is better at the shit-hurling theatrics than the rest of the GOP, but they’re all reading from the same playbook. The race to out-clown and out-racist and out-sexist each other? No no, that’s most definitely a conservative thing.

Trump is a disgusting piece of excrement, I don’t think anyone is debating that. But can any member of the GOP tell me that Jeb Bush, who passed a bill to slut shame women in newspapers is any better? Is John “transvaginal” Kasich any better? They all seem like “losers” to me.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Trump is so repugnant, it almost leaks from his pores yet people applaud his act like they’re in a bad comedy club in Queens in 1989.

Well, every time he offends a fresh group of people, his poll numbers rise. So first, he announces his campaign and immediately he got the xenophobes and said disgusting things about Mexicans. Then he takes on the freaking VETERANS of all people, insults John McCain’s war service, and somehow his numbers see a rise…

MELANIA IS THE MONEY REALLY WORTH THIS.

Nope, but Erik “Abortion Barbie” Erikson is pretty much the last man on earth with any moral ground to stand on in calling out Trump for misogyny.

Mike Judge was a goddamned prophet. The level of discourse on the GOP side has already slid down past Jerry Springer levels, and is now edging up to “professional” wrestling dramatics. Although, to be fair, wrestlers are highly trained stuntmen. Trump is just a spoiled, semi-rich asshole, and the mouth-breathers are…

The saddest thing is a leading presidential candidate grinning like a moron in a selfie with a Kardashian.

We all know other women like this: “I’d rather be friends with guys. Girls are just soooo emotional and catty. I’m like a guy.”

Where does one get a job dropping ridiculous headlines to gossip sites and magazines?