Dear celebs. This is the only nanny you should be trusting around your spouse.

That poor, poor bunny.

Joaqa Joaqa.

Pro tip: never propose to the rebound person.

“I’ll be honest with you, I’ve had a black guy call me a honkey and I’ve also been told that white people smell like bologna.” -Brooke Hogan, 2015

“Look at the American revolution, the anti-slavery movement, the women’s suffrage movement, the civil rights movement,” Koch said.

Judy Blume: replacing people’s moms since 1970.

“The final dog days of summer?” Dude, it’s August 1st.

She sounds like a failed Pentagon operation or the lamest robot from Pacific Rim.

FTFY

Yes.

Oh to be in the room when they told Diana the baby’s name

So, she names her girl Jagger Snow and you rag on the font?!

Terrible terrible name.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Y’all, I think the joke/ shade here is that we are criticizing the font instead of, you know, openly criticizing the name... Which Ashlee totally deserves, I don’t care about being nice, okay ?!

Maxwell lucked out.

They do a pretty good episode about that in Modern Family- Gloria wants to hire a manny and what’s-his-name (her husband) gets really upset and threatened and doesn’t want to let her hire him.

This had a notable lack of information on what Chris’s actual dick is like. I am disappoint. Poor journalism!

We might share the same or similar patronus.