This lady reminds me we all fall on a sexuality spectrum. Because hot DAMN. She complicates my mostly hetero lust.

I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…

Listen, I get the point you’re trying to make and as a pacifist I don’t disagree with you, but this article isn’t about her being a former Marine. I feel 100% comfortable celebrating someone that takes any step to truly being themselves.

Killing it. KILL. ING. IT. I would FEAST on watching some of the horrid transphobic assholes try and tell her she can’t wear or do what she wants. Thanks for being you and speaking up, Janae!

yes. yes yes yes. do you, you badass babe.

To quote GhostOfCourtneyStoddensBoobs...

Cool. This is a great new nightmare for me to have. Thanks.

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the clan Kardashian / Jenner, wanted an anniversary of the ordinary for its 18 candles. Team Productions and the owner of Beachclub, Olivier Primeau , jumped at the opportunity to invite the girl to celebrate his majority legally in its external globally recognized club. For the occasion,…

He’s such a moron about this stuff. Obviously something happened because nothing about him screams “friendly”. And denying it just makes it a bigger story.

I though so too. I knew their is a big age gap between her and Ice, but I also kind of feel like she has been her age for a few years.

Also:

Agreed, I don’t think the rep’s response is going to squash rumors. I mean saying, “Ben is super friendly and sometimes that is misconstrued,” screams bad cover up to me. Talk about the lamest excuse ever.

And yet, your screen name? Phil Hartman was one of the few celebrity deaths that I took as hard as if I had known him for real.

This will be my new favorite feature. Using the good ole’ “you’re sleeping with everyone your partners have slept with” logic, Leo DiCaprio and Vanilla Ice have done it.

It’s the worst of puns. Like a run it over with a truck and shoot it in the face dead and never use it again pun.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

A friend called Thelonius Monk The Loneliest Monk.

My mother calls Tad Danson- Ted Dancing- and is 100% serious.

Somehow I don’t see Taylor Swift going for a ‘chunky’ ring. Does not seem her speed. I need these lies to be either more entertaining or more believable.