I was really hoping he’d make it to the actual primaries early next year and really cause havoc within the GOP but it looks like he might self-destruct before then. Too bad. If he starts plunging in the polls, he’ll withdraw because he can’t stand to lose.

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

Hunting deer in season is one thing. Trophy hunting endangered animals is very much another. The douche deserves all the crap he’s getting.

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

Reese Witherspoon becomes more Southern the older she gets, somehow. Kinda like how my mom becomes more religious with each passing year.

It’s wonderful that Kanye is being supportive. That’s what that sequence of words means, right?

Nat Wolff is WRONG. Has he ever seen any John Hughes movie? The Screams? Can’t Hardly Wait? She’s All That? Respect your elders, Nat.

Sorry, Nat Wolff, but John Green novels about teens & especially movies adapted from John Green novels are bullshit.

You’re right. Conservatives never live up to their principles, at least legislatively. You shouldn’t support them.

It’s just amazing tho! They really don’t think ahead at all.

Well, it’s certainly the least appealing looking guacamole ever.

No, they’re derogatory. And in the South, derogatory things ARE said casually. Sometimes there’s a beverage involved such ask, “You know Charlotte, she’s a two-bit whore, would anyone like some lemonade?”

Tom is such an enigma to me, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s asexual. He seriously considered becoming a priest before getting into acting. Either women just really aren’t a big deal to him or he goes ALL IN when it comes to religion. Or, you know, both.

Cum-mencement.

Miscavige and Cruise are in agreement. Kissing girls is icky.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

I'm 99% sure he pays her for her travel and somewhere for her to stay in Monaco. She brought this upon herself by getting his visa revoked. She thought it would guarantee her full custody & it blew up in her face. I have absolutely no sympathy for Kelly in this situation.

James Franco is the William Shatner of our day. Like, you know you should hate him. But, you don’t because he knows he’s a douche and is in on the joke. It’s oddly...endearing (but you hate yourself for it).

“I was super stressed out and I looked on the ground and there were two little margaritas and I think I drank one. I am not even sure. That mixture of [treatment center prescribed medication] so that is why I probably drank.”

Speaking of butt stuff, I am absolutely sure that when Meatloaf sings he will do anything for love, but he won’t do that, “that” means “butt stuff”.