Ballsack. Can you imagine?

Also, a gentleman knows to remove his hat when indoors.

I was also confused when I saw the first part of the video, and then I realized what was happening. And I recognized that interaction, because that’s the same interaction I’ve ever had with cops, because I am white.

This is chilling for a lot of reasons but for me the worst was the totally uneventful stop that took place immediately prior to Sandra being pulled over (and almost made me think this was somehow the wrong video). That’s how sweet a cop can be... if he wants. Once an officer decides he’s owed more deference than he’s…

Does anyone remember when Jamie King was James King and she was a super edgy model-type with a possible heroin addiction? And now she’s all aspirational-life-Taylor-Swifty...

Ok country singer dudes... You are not cowboys, therefore you do not need to wear cowboy hats. Cowboys wear hats because they are out riding the range in the sun all the live long day. You are doing neither. WEARING A COWBOY HAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A COWBOY ANYMORE THAN ME WEARING A TIARA MAKES ME A QUEEN!!!

Why is Ben Affleck all trying to be Tom Hardy?

Gwyneth Paltrow is a condescending weirdo, but the one thing we shouldn’t criticize her for is going through a divorce amicably without devastating her kids. She’s doing this about as well as a divorcing parent can.

Well if she’s not a good politician, by all means judge her on that. But I’m still comfortable calling daily mail the villain of this particular story.

I wonder if Simon’s asshole ever gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth?

“When exercising “Yawn #1,” you should “gently tilt your head back” and “allow your mouth to hang open widely” then “contract the back of the throat as if to perform Ujjayi breathing — a whispery breath — which is typically done through your nose with your mouth closed. Breathe deeply through your mouth so you feel…

Why are you being so nice? I think you’re on the wrong site...

Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

How are those kitten heels?! I thought kitten heels were little heels. Those are massive. Am I wrong? SOMEONE HELP.

Yeah, it’s a bad joke. I’m just sick of hearing him whine about the line of work he chose to pursue. Do something else then. Or only do stage acting and indies. It’s a dick move to go to a place where people are joyful and enthusiastic about the work you are involved in and shit all over them again and again and again.

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

The greatest threat to the American government, is Americans. Not Iranians, not Russians etc. Americans.

Sorry. The Mexican side of me was thinking how rapist I must be. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

The end of that quote is “and that is an act of political warfare.” Something tells me that Ivanka Trump isn’t aware of the feminist context of the quote.

Well Done JK!