stoneyjones
StoneyJones
stoneyjones

Oh, 2014.

And Oprah

So having your hands up and saying why are you shooting me I don't have a gun isn't cooperating? A man already on the ground and restrained isn't cooperating by repeatedly trying to tell the cops he is literally dying? A 12 year old sat on the swings in a park with a toy is at fault for somehow not knowing the

what a fucking boss

Ohhhhhhhh alright.

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Something like 8% of kids do it. No big deal.

The cheeks!

This isn't a crazy story exactly but I did use a grad school holiday party to effectively come out to all my classmates by taking my girlfriend at the time. That was a real party!

I had this one year where I decided I was going to try all of the drugs, because you're only 21 once. I probably should not have tried them at all a work holiday gathering, especially when I was only an intern and expected to help out. The party was outdoors in the hollywood hills at my fancy boss' house. I was also

I don't get why anybody would see this when they could watch The Prince of Egypt instead.

"Women expect and get free everything- women get to choose their mates, while men don't- women get a pass from authorities- women get to be horrible without being called on it."

How will we ever tell them apart now?

You don't know shit about Oly. And Kurt is from the coast, Aberdeen. Olympia is the genesis of Seattle rock, and the most bohemian city in WA. It houses this awesome university started by actual -60's-era Ken-Kesey-friends-hippies called Evergreen. Pass/fail and you get to choose your own major. But it's intense and

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I am so happy to see this! Here's one of my all time favorites on reverse racism. And I love that he doesn't add an ounce of softness to his comparison above. Just a dash of undisguised derision.

This is literally how I imagine Iggy Azalea feeling...

At lunch I was with a few co-workers, who of course lamented the horror of Black Friday, sneaking in very snide remarks about all the poor black people they saw trying to kill each other on various videos.

Conservatives live in a bubble, as Bill Maher likes to say. They're surrounded only by like minded folks and only consume media that affirms their thoughts. So they say and do things like this often in public, mistakenly thinking that everyone around them feels the same way.