I'm a cat lover and I'm one of those haters. I feel bad for that cat. Plus her phrase that they (tried? or successfully?) trademarked was stolen from a Kate Beaton comic.

Isabella is secretly a wine-drunk, super jaded thirtysomething. At least she tried.

Well, shit. A bottle of Blanton's is my usual xmas gift for my two cousins' dudes. And also *I'M* currently out of it. THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS.

she looks dazed and confused.

Or at least whispers in a supremely creepy manner...

OMG, a guy who grew up in Virginia Beach (where you can and will be ticketed for swearing in public) and has spent most of his adulthood as a privileged man with lots o' money has a different take on something in the news to which he has no personal connection???? Nooooooooooo!!!!

It's very rom-com isn't it? A super cute, quirky girl who's running around town running errands for her hate-filled boss has some random papers stuck to the back of her dress and when the cute male love interest points it out to her... "Oh! (giggle giggle) Is there something on my back?" :)

I'm just gonna post this brilliant piece I read a while back. Here's my favorite passage:

"Weed and dildo extravaganza" also describes my Friday night, but I was the only one invited...

I was a hater in middle school. I was a hater in high school. I was a hater in college. And now, as a woman in my 30s, I remain a hater. I have a cousin who is 20 and all over instagram with these kinds of pics and I just can't even stand it. I should probably go to therapy for it I guess.

No. 4 Con is accurate. Benjamin Bratt anyone? He is handsome, so is Idris Elba or Jimmy Smits or John Cho or an unlimited number of other baes of color. I'm still a bit miffed that Charlie Hunnam isn't included in People's round up. I'm sure he feels like he's done all of those ass shots on Sons of Anarchy for naught.

I intend on spamming Jezebel with this image every time KK's Paper shoot comes up:

Warren is my #1 pick for Prez, but you're absolutely right — she probably wouldn't win. Maybe as Veep?

If you don't ask then the universe won't manifest it.

Here's the only issue I have. Dunham is getting quite the pass while others (Chris Brown) aren't. I'm not saying CB should get a pass. I address that in a separate Jez article. The narrative for him from him seems to be, "I was young, it happened, I'm still paying for it, Rihanna and I are good, when will the public…

If you're a strong woman and your man likes that, then he's a real man.