The fire spreads a-faster in debris

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

Isn’t the Tour de France on tomorrow? So this isn’t even correct, prima facie.

Padalecki and Ackles are both proud Texans. Of course most Texans are inexplicably proud. I mean good sports a BBQ, but that’s it.

Had never seen this. But wow. That’s just...domination.

Wow, for all the work it seemed to take to take these pictures, they’re not very good. And when will cosplayers realize that their photos will look much better if they can learn to “act” for the camera, instead of making a cheesy pose and fake facial expression?

I’ll go against the grain and say that I’m kinda meh on much of this, tbh. Hopefully I don’t get torched too badly for admitting it.

I really respect them for going all that way to take photos of people in costumes but please tell me there are a horde of photos that aren't shown here where the background isn't cropped out or dramatically out of focus ???? I mean they went to bloody Iceland.

Ugh Doe Deere is the biggest lying scumbag ever. Please don't buy shitty lime crime makeup, it's literally dollar store shit in a fancy package at a 300% markup. Kind of off topic but had to be said.

Anyone else see, after Obama goes off on climate change, Laverne Cox standing up in the audience like OH SNAP? Amazing! My fave moment of the whole night.

a vivid re-imagining of The Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”

You guys, can I tell you about something excellent? Because I really feel like it’s my duty as a Brit to alert you fine red-blooded Americans​ to a proper treat headed in your direction. If you have a soft spot for top-shelf BBC dramas, you’re in for a lovely time, because coming your way is Poldark, a big, gorgeous,…

I was in agreement with you, Leslie, until the last paragraph. I lived in Taiwan for almost two years, and Subway was like a sandwich oasis in the middle of a culinary desert. I actually liked the food there for the most part, but, when I wanted meat and cheese between two slices of bread, my choices were either…

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

cause it looooks nice

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

I've been going back and forth on joining Kinja, but had to when I saw this! I love all the spooky stories and here's one of my own:

Seconded. I understand why she's leaving, though. Being passed over for an outside candidate with less experience says a lot about your ability to move up in the organization.

Impressive cat-herding. I'm guessing about 800 man hours went into getting those shots.