I NEED TO GET MY HAPPY ASS OUT OF RETIREMENT AND JOIN THE NBA.

POLICE UNIONS.

GODDAMN

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A “TAINTED TITLE”, BUT IF I DID, I’D GET MY ASS TO A DOCTOR

THE COACHES LAST NAME IS ENGLISH?

IF ABORTION IS NBD JUST A PIECE OF TISSUE WHATEVS FOR WOMEN,

IN A BATTLE BETWEEN NORMAL INNER CITY BLACK YOUTH AND WHITE, UPPER CLASS CHILD FUCKERS, CHILD FUCKERS WILL WIN.

I DON’T RECALL A TV GUIDE COVER WITH THAT ON IT, BUT I’LL BOW TO YOUR BETTER KNOWLEDGE, YOU PIECE OF TRASH.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WITH THEIR FRONT PAGE OPEN LETTER CALLING ON PENN STATE TO DISBAND THE FOOTBALL PROGRAM?

YOU GOT THAT SHIT BACKWARDS, DOLLFACE

HELL, MY EARLIEST MEMORY OF A NEWS STORY WAS 1980 DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY.

GODDAMN.

NO, IT’S SMASH THE PATRIARCHY, NOT STAPLE IT

HELL YEAH

Both of these suggested nominees are fucking terrible. Sri is a took of the banking system and corporate fat cats. No way he’s overturning Citizens United.

IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW ALABAMA HAD A BASKETBALL TEAM, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

WHAT

WHAT

SON. OF. A. BITCH.

GODDAMN