WHAT

IF YOU THINK JOKES ABOUT PRISON RAPE AREN’T THAT FUNNY AND FRANKLY A LITTLE OFFPUTTING, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

SAY TEBOW ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GIVE THE STUNNER TO EVERY FAN OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL ALIVE TODAY

GODDAMN RANDY

GODDAMN THAT’S FOUR IF YOU COUNT KYLE SINGLER’S CAREER

WHAT

THIS FIGHT WILL BE A SHIT TON BETTER THAN TRIPLE H VERSUS ROMAN REIGNS

STONE COLD’S FIRST RULE OF THE NFL DRAFT IS NEVER DRAFT A CAT WHO DOESN’T DRINK BEER. PERIOD.

YOU PROBABLY DRINK SOME ARTISINAL CRAFT BEER MADE IN SOME HIPSTER’S BASEMENT APARTMENT IN BROOKLYN, YOU PIECE OF TRASH

IF YOU THINK BAGELS ARE JUST DONUTS WITH RIGOR MORTIS, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

ANYBODY REMEMBER THE GREAT KHALI?

WHAT

WHAT

REACHED OUT TO VINCE? HELL I’M SURE PAT PATTERSON’S REACHED AROUND A TIME OR TWO

WHAT

LISTEN YOU PIECE OF TRASH

IF YOU ARE AS CONFUSED AS I AM BY AGREEING WITH A WELL WRITTEN ESSAY BY KIM KARDASHIAN, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

IF YOU ENJOY SELF-ABUSE, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MIDLER AND KARDASHIAN THROW DOWN INSIDE A 15 FOOT HIGH STEEL CAGE, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP