Haha, yeah I remember guys teabagging other guys who had fallen asleep on the bus to away soccer and basketball games. There were, like, two guys who thought that was funny.

It was very rewarding!

The journey is the reward

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Personally I like to stick my step counter on my wrist and get to work.

Perfect. Amazing.

Exquisite sports content

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

Ugggh. So her soon to be ex-husband choreographs a revenge porn campaign against her, and she resigns her position. Ugh. 

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Pictured: Bernie, Never Protesting

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie with CHIP. She was crediting Bernie for advocating for single-payer at a time when CHIP was the only thing that assured that she had insurance.

Except that he was literally arrested during a civil rights protest in Chicago when he was 21.

I too knew those guys in college, but doesn’t Bernie have a very long history of activism, protesting, and organizing?

every morning I get up and eat a plate of delicious men’s brains

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns.