I will never, ever tire of that clip, particularly Sweet Dee’s non-reaction to what she’s seeing.

hyperbole, chief.

I watch the Christmas show every December, and while I agree the couch birth is horrifyingly funny, my favorite scene from that episode is now Charlie (and Mac) losing control in Santa’s house.

My favorite part about IASIP is that my favorite bit always changes. Right now I die at the first scene of “Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Disaster”. The casualty with which Frank just plops down his gun and snorts blow just kills me every single time.

I think The Implication scene from The Gang Buys a Boat demonstrates how you can make a joke about practically anything. But the trick is in how you frame the joke.

 unknowingly showed his dong

SoCo tells BoJo his plan is a NoGo.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

That's the point, you maniac. 

White LGBTQ men and women, including white people who are gender non-conforming in some way can certainly be racist.

The acid attacks is such a weird false equivalency because they’re wildly different types of crimes. It’s being used in petty crime, gang violence, and domestic disputes. Crimes that are targeted towards individuals. It’s a weapon that’s being picked because of it’s availability and ease of use. These major mass…

The police were clearly taking the piss. There are a knife sharpeners in there, bread knives, a fencing foil, carving forks, and a letter opener.

I pray for the day that gun violence has been tamed to the point that our police are this bored.

so you think you know what I’m talking about despite not having any idea what you yourself are talking about...?

They say they “found” the tools. It’s not clear whether that means they confiscated them from a person or that the tools were found in a trash can.

I mean, if you’re argument is that London police need to stop harassing poor majority black people those tweets are making a good point. I can’t figure out how the fuck it relates to gun ownership and violence though considering the mass shooters tend not to be low income black people as they’re one of the groups that…

Now you’re moving the goalposts. Another disingenuous argument.

confiscation

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/