Just rest your arms on their legs. Those arm rests sure will come down quick and maybe free up a seat. Although the officers waiting for you at your destination might also encroach on your personal space...

On the other hand, Turner actually looked like a good and cool bell.

“see, Tina, you could learn a thing or two from our son" -the ghost of Ike Turner

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Underrated TV show.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

speaking of a Little Nuts, how about that bagel guy

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Bless your heart.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Hate to be the contrarian here, but I don’t think he controls the defense with his communication and does not tell his PGs what plays to run by seeing the flow of the game and who needs the shots nor do I think there’s a reason why he’s always atop the plus minus of his team. It’s the big things,and not screening to…

Get a job.

Right. Does that also extend to me yelling about how much I like beer in a job interview?

Kavanaugh is a shitbag. His hearings proved that beyond a reasonable doubt. 

I don’t mind dragging ol’ Nancy but she wasn’t the only one who turned SF into a gentrified nightmare, she had tons of help

Enjoy your avocado toast!

Thank you for your rebuttal, Congressman.

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.

Oh noes! The White Genocide! Where shall we rally to prevent this dastardly deed?

No, actually Strop’s hat is cool.