Don’t believe everything (read, anything) Chris Kattan writes 

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.

Is it time to talk about netting at all MLB games as they do in NASCAR, or is that being a bit over-reactionary?

Hawk Harrelson Jr. is going to remember this very differently. 

The Cubs get their baseballs from their mascot, Clark.

What, you didn’t watch Arrested Development season 4? 

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Meghan McCain is the posted child for the uber-privileged.

14 percent of their ad traffic is generated by people who write good complaining that they don’t write good. You’re an important demographic to keep around.

I know it sounds like a cheap shot coming from a lefty, but if you look at issue-specific polling most of America supports left-leaning policies! It’s just a fact. And as Ben Shapiro once said, facts don’t care about your feelings.

This is the correct take. Hell he even wins shit that he had no part of, like him winning all those golf tournaments he never attended.

We need to accept that even if he loses in a landslide, he’ll pull something.

Excuse me sir, that stiff has a name and its Nicky Delmonico

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

Why is there no LOLBULLS tag?

this is the correct take.

People wash their chicken?? 

This is the most uninformed post, I don’t even know what the fuck.

There is some image retention on Plasma and OLED, but to get actual burn-in on new technologies you have to go into extreme testing gadgets mode which normal users don’t.

This is not an issue, unless you’re intentionally trying to do it, for most…

This is the most uninformed post, I don’t even know what the fuck.

There is some image retention on Plasma and OLED,…