Maybe Trump was once a good golfer, but these days the only hole-in-one I see him hitting any time soon will be the one on the ass of his pants when that fat translucent garbage bag filled with mango pulp splits them open while bending down to plant a ball closer to the green than the one he actually hit.

Still it would be funny to slice carrots by dropping them on the blade.

It’s almost like Andrew has written an article or two about knives and headed off all possible internet commenter outrage.

Meh, this was a much better one earlier in the year.

Then when my supervisor called me in to talk about it. She was like didn’t you suspect? And I said I figured her rich baby daddy gave her money. Also who gives a fuck? Although I did call my white co worker once, when a white man walked in and wanted to buy a 100,000 dollar refrigerator in cash. I told her these…

I never understand cashiers who care enough to report stuff like this. I remember I used to work in a sort of high end place, and there were a group of girls who ran a gift card scams and I never paid attention, because who gives a fuck. 

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

So you can’t answer the question and referring to something no one said. OK thanks.

How much fucking research does one have to do to make a decision between trump and Hillary?

Well, one thing is clear here, mr(s) cloud9: You have no idea how to write a sensationalist Gizmodo article.

75. At all relevant times herein, Plaintiff is informed and believes, and on that basis alleges, that the Defendant USOC permits NGBs, such as USAG, to enter into confidential settlement agreements with non-disparagement clauses and/or confidentiality provisions, in violation of California Law, for claims of sexual…

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified.

Depends on the context of their relationship. Also, we don’t know what she does. She might not be interacting with anyone.

It’s currently 36 degrees in Birmingham. Safe to say no one will be dipping into the teens tonight.

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