Nov 20

Ugh. Just do your fucking job, lady! This “loyalty” crap to this (quoting from Ed Norton) ‘whiny, sulky, petulant, Grinchy, vindictive little 10-ply-super-soft b—— who no doubt is just throwing a wicked pout fest & trying to give a tiny-hand middle finger to the whole country for pure spite, without a single thought Read more

Nov 20

You can do that? I looked at one basic ass white shirtless dude’s profile once, and all I get are suggestions for basic ass white shirtless dudes. Pretty much all the people I follow are chefs, artists, and the occasional fun celebrity like Amy Sedaris or Martha Steward, so I don’t get their shitty algorithm.

Nov 20

No one is saying it but IMO it’s glaringly obvious that Rudy Guliani is a raging alcoholic, like a “start the day with a drinking glass full of scotch”-style alcoholic. Delusions of grandeur, unwarranted self-importance, nonsensical babbling, bizarre demented appearance, seemingly unaware of where he is or what he’s Read more

Nov 19

Reading what you wrote... I need a drink. I can only imagine how you feel. Good thing I bought a new bottle of bulleit 95 rye today. It’s fine. I don’t have a refined palette or anything, but it was on sale and hearts Evan Williams. 

Nov 18

I heard a doctor on NPR say this morning “Look, there will be Thanksgiving again next year.” Read more

Nov 18

You’re in the moment.”, they said. One that took several months to plan and organize, I assume. Months that could have been used to, I dunno, fucking think.  

Nov 16

My wife was a nurse on an IMCU, here in the suburbs just north of Seattle where the virus was first detected in the states.
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Nov 14

Don’t open that door! The devs managed to lock Potato Marshal behind it.

Nov 13

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s  Read more

Nov 11

This is a case study of how harmful “both sides” journalism can be. Voter ID laws first started bubbling up during the Bush administration, around 2003 and 2004. The framing of the surrounding controversy in the mainstream media was always some version of “Democrats say [X], while Republicans say [Y],” i.e. “Democrats Read more

Nov 9

While there will sadly always be a place in this world for the Barf Bag as politicians suck in general, I hope in the future for a whole lot less barf.

Nov 8

I am struggling with the amount of stupidity around this presser and the location. No matter why they booked the spot, it displays such moronic tendencies that I can’t even process it. Read more

Nov 8

Having Giuliani hold a presser on the outskirts of town between an adult bookstore and a cremation center to lie, badly, about the election being stolen is a perfect capper for Trump and his campaign. Read more

Nov 8

Trump said, “Book the Four Seasons”, then tweeted it before they did it. The Four Seasons Hotel said “HahahahahahNo” when the campaign called for a presser in an hour. So they googled it and found another Four Seasons, because by that time, His Imperial Orangeness was on the way to the golf course. They went with it, Read more