Ah yes. The classic Cascading Failure. A thing that goes catastrophically wrong, causally linked to an endless chain of other Things That Go Catastrophically Wrong that all set off Even More Things That Go Catastrophically Wrong. Like a circular row of dominos, except each domino is an open oil drum filled with…

Enjoy your Delta!

We’ve all continued on with the farce of an experiment that is letting you keep consuming oxygen, why not this?

At least we’ll live long enough to get to the part where there are potential ramifications, troll.

Get the fuck outta here you clown. 

i heard that the dark knight is the most satisfying job to go through heavensward with so i picked that up, and i picked up astrologian too which is actually really cool

they are everywhere!! i have frequently tweeted my desire to leave Alphinaud in the witchdrop only to have people roll up like ‘nooo my son’. I know Heavensward is where he gets his shit together but i’m a grown ass woman, I do not want 16 year olds to perceive me at all. In game or real life. 

Ash, FF14 expands on that bit... if you level an Alchemist. *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

Minfilia’s dad died pushing her out of the way of that berserk goobbue... Warburton died a gods damned hero!

Yeah, the AI in FFVIIr was NOT OK. Like, it's awesome that I get to control everyone, but I'd have LOVED if the AI picked up like, a little bit of the slack. Battles got so exhausting that I just turned the difficulty down and steamrolled the game.

It had been over a year since I played through arr and hw, and by the end of hw I had completely forgot about this well done quest in arr because HW just takes the game to a different level storytelling wise.

“Oh, do not look at me so.  A smile better suits a hero...”

The flavor text writers of FFXIV are the true champions of Eorzea; it is known.

I also love how you’re like, hey, routine, yay, pray return to the waking sands, and then you walk in and our quest objective changes to “Find survivors” holy shit that was a sudden turn of events. 

First of all, love these!

Streaming will forever be something I just do not get. Like are these dbags hate/rage-watching women stream? Each passing day also moves me more into the “internet was a mistake” camp.

My own edit- “The pandemic fucking sucks; ***hundreds of*** thousands of people have and are dying and everyone would all like it to be over as soon as possible”

“Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime”