Well, cosmetic surgery can help.

It’s worse than ugly. It’s boring. It barely looks like a $35,000 car - to quote Car & Driver, “It looks like one of those anycars from a bank ad,” (said of the 1st-gen Infiniti M45, not the Tesla, just to be clear) - the fit & finish issues make it that much worse.

It’s a feature!

A Model X once used the last ice cube at my house and didn’t even have the goddamned decency to refill the tray. Savage.

Wow this photo is hilarious! Are those pizza boxes to keep her heals off the snow? And speaking of snow, who thought it was a reasonable idea to put snow tires on a Cobra (even if it is a terrible fake)?

The first time I got a ride in a model X, the weatherstripping on one of the rear doors fell off and the front windows wouldn’t go back up

My best friend got a Model X a couple months ago. It’s very fast. It also feels as cheap as a 1990s Kia. Plastic everywhere, weird seat backs that look like a shiny Boblebee backpack, tacky interior, and yes, the exterior is ugly. Not even Pontiac Aztek ugly, where it can grow on you—more like uncanny valley ugly,…

People just suck at driving, I can’t believe how reckless and fast some people are driving so it’s no wonder there’s a dozen accidents and every freeway is gridlocked

My generation was “Hey, let’s get some random guy to buy us a bottle of Peach Schnapps, drive the 1986 Blazer off into the woods, drink it, then have incredible sex of the kind that we will never experience again in our lifetimes but we don’t realize it right now because we think it will always be like this.”

“Hey, you wanna come over and chill? *cough*” has been reduced to three words; “Netflix and Chill.”

Right there with you. Damn kids these days.

Did you guys get it worse than we did here in central Oregon, or do people there just suck more at driving?

What in the actual fuck does this even mean? I’m sorry for being an old, but has “chill” been converted to “fuck” without proper notification? Has any paperwork been filed on this? Without formal notification, “chill” still means to sit on ones ass with no sense of urgency to accomplish a particular goal. Good…

Clothes. Where I am going with her we don’t need clothes

Whole new meaning to:

Nope. It’s a doughnut box, cause all Cobra owners love doughnuts.

Lovely pic, but... that’s not a pizza box under her feet, is it?

I love this as much as anything. I once found a ‘70 Grand Marquis 429 4bbl for a grand (it was the mid-80s) and that thing was a hoot! That engine came out years later and became the 500 HP engine for my street beast.

Moar broughams, please. I adore these malaise-era yachts. It’s a sickness.