Are you high?

Sorry, I my memory missed by 10hp.

I think old bb muscle is a really good description of the feeling.

Almost 1.5 tons to be exact. ;)

A diesel truck with intake exhaust and a tune can usually hit 13s.

I owned a Celebrity (2.8l), 6000(2.8L), and Century(3.3L).

You would be wrong:

The ones running around with 200k+ would beg to differ. The 2.5L Turbo was indestructible, the manual lacked the issues of the autos, so no worries there either.

Shared a truck platform, therefore SUV.

Because smoking muscle with their turbo vehicles is fun

It’s my secret (well not a secret) lust vehicle. Never seem to find one when I have the money. They are super adaptable.

They handle surprisingly well considering their size and weight. I think it could be the perfect mid-life crisis vehicle. 

Please tell me it’s got a big block.

Yes it did, It was called the PT Cruiser GT and ran the SRT4 driveline.

I would rather keep the Celebrity.

The caliber in SRT guise was a solid vehicle, so I think that gives it the edge.

This is the answer.

You’ve obviously never driven a Diesel truck.

Since it lost it’s truck based undercarriage.

I know he wants to get away from the minivan stigma, but when you’re driving a turbo/stick minivan, there really is no stigma.