I literally linked to the website started by the nutjob who started Paleo. Call me misinformed all you like and I'm sorry this means your carefully curated Pinterest page with recipes from your mummy bloggers is full of bullshit, but dude, it's part of the actual Paleo Diet. Which is total fucking horseshit, as many…

4) Agriculture was invented so that children and parents would have a readily available source of milk

Mr. Mouse tells a story of when he was waiter (actually, he tells many stories and I've been trying to convince him to submit some to Kitchenette—no go so far) of a man who came in with friends for dinner and proceeded to act like a complete douche, even going so far as to say "this will be reflected in your tip". …

In some parts of Europe, it's considered rude to even gesture widely at your waitperson. (In Normandy, it's a hand up, no higher than your face - but try just looking expectantly first, in Portugal, hold your hand palm down and make sort of scooping motions) and (back to France) god help the person who calls his…

If you want somebody to pay for your therapy because you were molested by a priest, then get that priest to pay you out of his own personal funds. Why exactly should you be entitled to church funds when the entire community of needy people - who did nothing wrong - is harmed as a result?

Yeah, you also learn not to set your kid down in places where they can't be seen, lest this very thing happen. I'm still learning to visually locate my kid before I turn around in the kitchen because she sneaks up on me and stands directly behind my knees. I have kicked her by accident more than once.

If you're "escaping" to Ohio, that's really, really depressing. That's like escaping from a gulag and winding up in a minimum security prison.

Chicago is an island amidst a sea of casseroles, even if you guys a) make a weird casserole and call it pizza, and b) put WAY too much shit on your hot dogs.

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Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.

I assume she thought a root beer float was something other than just root beer and ice cream. Or she wanted it served in a monogrammed thermos.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

He kinda seems like the M Night Shamalan of the video game industry.

You can be totally wrong on everything else and I don't even care.

Being a McPoyle causes that

Criticizing the President (whoever they might be at the time) for giving an interview or filling out a bracket or playing golf is ridiculous. They are humans, who are not going to be working 24/7 365...it's not possible. They put in more work then you do. Even on vacation. These criticisms are just idiotic barbs to…

Thank god we were able to inject some partisan politics into this thread. Who the hell wants a sports website that doesn't devolve into R v. D bickering?

Pineapple on pizza is basically like looking god in the face and saying "hey guy, here's an idea, fuck you"

I look forward to the time you declare yourself a lesbian Nazi from the future.