Probably because Team America mocks way more than just American patriotism. Namely, North Korea and Kim Jong Un's father.

Give me the OASIS instead please and thanks.

A buddy of mine had his pierced, but wasn't flashy with it. However, he and I were flying out of Denver one time and he kept setting off the metal detector (pre-9/11). He explained the situation, repeatedly, to the security officers while I laughed my ass off. Since they didn't believe him, he finally had to whip it…

Great book! I adore all of Discworld, but Sam Vimes holds a special place in my heart.

I just can't get into Arrow. Im a few episodes into season 2 and I just don't care for the soap opera vibe and cheesy family/drama. I'm digging The Flash way more. It's light and fun, and the cheese is pretty minimal.

I'm actually kinda glad this is delayed on PC now. I'm picking Dragon Age after work and now I'll have plenty of time to get through that before I dive into this. It looks like so much fun!

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.....

Yeah, I kinda feel that if you're seeking a break from attention, or wanting to take people's focus off you so you can have a little privacy then maybe the last thing you might want to do is wear a beige cape, replete with bow, and then cocoon yourself in it. Just saying.

So, do smart watches, as a species, actually sell? Granted, I don't live in an area populated by tech journalists, but I have yet to spot one of these (any brand) in the wild. I've seen a handful of people with Google Glass, but not a single smart watch. I get the whole "get it to market before Apple takes our lunch…

I stand corrected.

I once had guy order a steak "Pittsburg style, well done". I had no idea how to respond to that. For those that don't know, Pittsburg style means seared on the outside and rare as fuck in the middle.

Besides the fact that it ruins a nice steak, I can think of another reason not to order a well done one: chefs will usually use the absolute worst cut from their prep work, and save them for well done orders. These are usually thrown on a grill for long enough to get marked, and then dunked in the fryer until they…

Jesustapdancingchrist, what the fuck did I just watch?

Thank you, I try to be helpful when possible. And oh lord yes I did indeed want that wok. I had just moved from a house with a rockin' gas range to one with an electric stove that rendered my previous wok useless. Stir-frys are a dietary staple of mine and I had yet to develop an Amazon addiction back then.

Don't ever try to get people to take you seriously when you type things like "enuf".

I use voice control, but not extensively. I use Siri more than I used Google Now when I was on Android, but not by much. Mainly for setting quick reminders, alarms, checking the scores of NFL games, and dialing/texting while in the car. On occasion I'll ask what song is playing, but only if I'm alone. I just feel like…

I have a Bodum cast iron wok that I purchased 5 or 6 years ago from Williams and Sonoma. It was the cheapest wok they carried, I think it cost about $80. This thing is beast. It weighs about 16 lbs and gets hot and stays hot, even on crappy electric stovetops.

You're welcome. Again, if you wind up having any questions just PM me. I'll be happy to help.

Have you used Plex? The Plex Media Server runs on a variety of NAS drives (and just about everything else) and there is a Plex client for Roku, Chromecast, Playstation, XBox, iOS, Andoid, and even some smart TVs. Install/set up the Plex server on your NAS and you'll have a ton of client options available. Message me…

Giz, like most Gawker site certainly has many misleading headlines, but when it comes to Smartphone OS's, iOS and Android are really the only ones that matter right now. Even though I would like for WP to make a difference, it doesn't, and the fact that Blackberry is showing off new BBM features on exclusively non-BB…