“Dear US Navy,

Nonsense. All you really need is Sean Connery and an umbrella.

Captain Sullenberger recommends Canada geese for their effectiveness.

I think we should release 1000 turtle dove to show how peaceful we are next time Russians start flying over our ships :)

I can’t believe he just left it there to Bloc the road!

RIGHT?! Probably the most extreme case of “Wait, THAT’S your boyfriend??” I’ve ever seen.

HAHAHA “Do you look like Quasimodo, but your voice sounds like pillow talk with Hugh Jackman? THEN RADIO’S FOR YOU.”

The Few, The Proud, The Untinii!

Now if they will just put up the entire back catalog. I really want to watch the 70s super car episode.

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This is surprising, considering the last Mustang we sent them was received with decidedly less enthusiasm.

We have been lied to all these years.

Dear Germany,

Even more sacrilegious:

This marvel of backyard engineering would have been much better, and probably cheaper.

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