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Hoisted by your own petard.

If you put rub on the steak, you have marinated it.

How do you wake up in the morning knowing you’re going to be so savage?

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Yeah, Americans are such assholes! Like this “American” that was masquerading as a Taiwanese student!

Those Canadians sure sent down a bunch of support, thoughts/prayers, and material for those western fires here in the States, sure, you betcha!

Wrong

So, if someone on Jalopnik were to have, I dunno, one or two of these laptops in his/her possession, could we perhaps interest Mclaren with a trade? I’m sure they have a few “antiques” lying around as well.

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I just had to check and see if this was a real thing, because I think I would have remembered something this gaudy.

The great floor-mat accelerator!

I think I’ve found a new track day buddy!

This is easy. “Love the one you’re with!”

Preach, brother!

No, and I usually find vapors to be the opposite of stimulating and challenging :/

Russian tow truck driver Pikov Andropov!

The pilot’s actual name is Pikov Andropov (an old joke, but still gold).

Dat’s purdy gud, tovarishch!

Looks like he “fused” with that police station. I’ll be here ‘til 5, folks!

Are Jawas now accepted in the USMC?

German, German, British, German, British.