This strongly suggests that the program has paid itself off thanks to its super-long lifecycle, but a full model change would be largely pointless now because the market for two-seat sports cars is almost completely gone. They’ll keep building them because every unit is incremental profit, but they won’t reinvest. Has…

This is really shitty news. Wood has been a consistently solid part of the Bills organization since he was drafted and I’ve only heard great things from fans who have met him. I’m glad he got the chance to make it to the playoffs before this injury was discovered.

Redacted?

Assuming since he’s currently 54 he’ll live a max of about 40 more years, he will serve less than four months per victim.

They used to have a tree. That helped.

So it’s huge, boat-like and Taftian. Good.

That’s really good. And it would be a hell of a zombie DaimlerChrysler product.

That man has never met an audience he didn’t want to give 100% to.

Can everybody agree we’re calling it the Hellcatruck from now on? Okay, good.

So the second one is the encore Encore?

or other valuable, roughly book-shaped things.

I, for one, am happy that your Volvo’s honor was defended.

FCA is legendary for their press kits. When they released the 124 Spider, an industry friend of mine grabbed one of their kits for my dad (he’s had three old Spiders). Gorgeous tan leather folio embossed with the 124 Spider logo and bound with a black leather strap, containing a blank journal for notes and a thick…

Great idea. I’m going with “schwa-motion”.

It’s cool that Ram has expanded Sam Elliott’s role from ad voice-over guy to moustache inspiration.

I’m a huge Tyrod apologist, but he has had some objectively terrible performances down the stretch this season. His accuracy is seriously spotty and it limits the offense when you can’t credibly threaten a defense with midrange to longer pass plays. And then every once in awhile he’ll drop in a perfect 25-yard lob…

Categorically false. Everyone in that game was terrible.

Cricket. Golf. Curling. Tennis?

That might be exactly what’s happening with my Forester. I keep getting a bunch of wooshing and gurgling noises when it’s cold. Goes away after about 5 minutes of driving.

Drew, thank you for this magical love letter to Western New York. Not only did the Bills somehow manage to top a list that for once wasn’t “Top 10 Sports Franchises That Never Deserved to Exist” or some variant thereof, you even managed to toss in a Garbage Plate reference and avoid showing Rex Ryan in Bills livery.