I’m torn on the LC because despite its inherent awesomeness of concept, it’s huge and ugly outside, tiny and weird inside. But the LW kit kinda turns its ugliness into sheer insanity, which is great. Plus, everything looks better with a duckbill wing.

I expect you got the shit beat out of you on a couple of late January Mondays in 1993-94.

I seriously thought they just had a webpage that I used to visit and laugh at. No clue there were songs.

Where the hell is Jadaveon Clowney?

If global warming is real, why was it snowing during the Bills game last week?

“Uh, guys?”

How do you know they aren’t doing that?

Which is different from a Lupita Nyooooooong-goal.

I disagree, I always find that they meet with resistance.

Buck up, Philly fans. Buffalo managed a game-winning overtime drive this week with something called a Joe Webb III playing QB.

It’s the mail truck equivalent of the Queen’s corgis.

I actually thought it was a Kenmeri Skyline with a Z nose.

Came to the comments for Swimfan gifs. Thank you kindly.

Victory.

Sadly, it’s not possible to make an on-road SUV loony enough to truly live up to the Lamborghini name. When people are able to compare the styling to literally any other manufacturer, Lambo has missed the mark.

I tried to sit in a CX-3 once at an auto show. As I tried to slide through the door opening, my hip hit the B-pillar and my knee hit the dash. When your leg physically cannot fit through the front door, you know the car’s too small.

Thanks for this, Alanis. It inspired an interesting exercise in my head: adding up all three vehicles in my personal fleet, I have about 650 crank horsepower out of twelve cylinders and two turbos.

I had it as Dr. Okun channeling the alien.

An eight-pack of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

I seriously can’t see his face without wanting to punch it. He is the physical manifestation of murky, lukewarm dishwater in the clogged sink of a rich white family’s vacation home.