At this point, I can’t read “DPRK” and not think “Derp Korea.”

“Mow the yard?” No, Stef, just no. “Mow the lawn” or “cut the grass” are the only two acceptable options.

Thanks for the Crossfit promo video, Jag.

Jesus, apparently I need to be watching True Blood.

The lead photo was way more fun when I assumed it was a bunch of friends who just decided to dress up as judges for the game, rather than some corporate fart-sniffing from the Yankees.

I bought the same plastic cover for my girlfriend’s car immediately after the aforementioned zipper fiasco.

Why does 22-year-old Sean Spicer look so much like Roseanne-era John Goodman?

We also stopped doing this because the metal zipper at the bottom of the CR-V’s vinyl spare tire cover would rust over time, so by the time you actually needed the spare, you couldn’t unzip the cover and have to resort to tearing the goddamn thing open with whatever sharp object you had handy and then buying a new one.

Can we trade Rupp to Kenya for Kipchoge and cash on our end?

Drove the DS to get baguettes and I’m coastin’

The joke takes a minute, but it’s worth it.

“Nice catch, Hayes!”

How did he... I mean... what?

Throw the next one at the mascot...?

It absolutely is. He’s gotten to the point where he’s proven he can win titles, so the best thing for his legacy is to demonstrate just how far above everybody else he is. He has a vested interest in embarrassing the rest of the league in every way possible. It’s great.

Weird, now that I’ve read the article, I can’t get this Ronda out of my heart. Can anyone help, help me?

“Damn, just missed another one.”

At least you don’t live in Buffalo!

I mean, what else could you possibly do, when you’re jonesin’ for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix?

Kind of begs the question - if Cash was so historically shitty, why did Francona keep playing him?