How do you know what the inside of a PRISON looks like? Are you some kind of CRIMINAL?

Spinelli. Long hair Spinelli, the real one.

The true genius of Jeter In Butt Land (or rather, The Rebuttening) is that it’s a genuinely touching homage to The King’s Gold/Babes, from realultimatepower.net. Some of the early Internet’s most exquisite work, reworked to mock Derek Jeter? Finest kind, friends.

Le Mans: I’m the world’s most dangerous race!

A velvety nap sounds really nice.

Most of what I’ve read about cadence also supports what you just said - an ideal turnover rate in the 170-180 range for distance running, although it will vary by runner. I did a marathon recently at a cadence of 176, and my long runs seem to almost always fall in the 170-173 range.

I have been commenting on the internet since 1993

I’m just now making the connection that Betsy DeVos has an honorary doctorate from an HBCU.

Of course, Mr. Clinton.

Thank you for this.

100% guarantee that was the manufacturer’s call, not the ad agency. Features that make it into ad copy are approved by the marketing department, and GM was fighting a (mostly accurate) perception of being outdated and technically backwards in the 80's - especially as their premium buyers (Olds and Caddy) were…

Sneezing with back pain is the goddamn worst. I pulled a muscle at the base of my spine last year, and for the first couple days, sneezes would incapacitate me momentarily. I had to find a nearby wall to brace myself against to keep from collapsing every time. It was like someone was sinking a switchblade into my…

Kipchoge seems to be the guy to do it, if anyone, and it would take him having his absolute best day. I wonder if this was it, or if he had 98% of his best today - might still be theoretically possible. One second a mile, man.

I seem to remember a Sport Compact Car article joking that you could sneeze on a 4G63 and it would make more power.

I assume he’d have his hired goons do the pistol-whipping.

It’s a good thing I’m not a member of this team. I’d be the guy furiously shaking this component, singing “ROCK the crash box, ROCK the crash box”.

Where did your numbers come from? This is great information, just want to dig into it further.

Here’s a test for you: Take a wooden spoon and stick it down into the pot. If the spoon stands standing straight up when you let go, that’s a stew. If it falls over, that’s soup. And if it falls over kinda slowly, that’s chowder.

I’ve been racing a Subaru in ChumpCar for the last four seasons. Thanks for your input; I’ll make sure to take it into my race next month.

I’m a die-hard AWD fan, but people need to understand that it won’t do shit to help you stop or steer.