Another one in the if the damn thing starts and moves list, it is worth the 2900.

I can’t believe there’s not already a band called “The Sharts”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the…

I’m a bit confused as to why the protesters would sit at the lunch counter? Just form a picket line around the entrance.

Laughing outside, dying inside

Jack Black is chaotic good, and I love him.

Call me when we get Jack Francis.

Is it awful that I first read that as “rimming?”

What worries me is that the media generally excuses Trump for his nonsensical and incoherent ramblings and gaffes — especially if he doesn’t say something extremely racist and then they say ‘Trump is finally presidential.’ On the other hand, If Biden is the nominee, we all know that every single gaffe Biden will make…

Dismiss “aoc’s crusty outbreak”, it’s just a whiny pissbaby troll.

Absolutely not the point. Point would be to reverse our deeply weird firearm fetish.

They sound like two scooter-ridden old men bickering in a nursing home. Someone should drop them both off at the nearest one.

If the debates end up with these two it will likely just be them ramming each other with their Rascal scooters.

Gun nuts tend to be delusional about tyrannical government, e.g., “I have five machine guns, therefore, I’ll be able to take on the U.S. Army.”

Well, the 2016 Republican primary devolved into an argument about dick size, so we’re making progress?

RNC 2020 Climate Change Platform: “Very soon, we’ll bring the sun to you”

Will someone please shoot me into the sun?

There’s also the footage of Trump yelling in the car before reboarding the plane out of El Paso. He clearly turns to Melania at one point and tells her to shut up. Every morning I wake up sad that he didn’t die in his sleep.

Perfect example of how power corrupts. What a fucking waste of money. The idea that “I earned my money” is such a corrupt joke - we all earn money together, it’s just some people get more of it because of exploitation. couldn’t do my job without high end tech equipment, but I can guarantee the slaves and forced…

Rich people ruin everything.