He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

This is a bad sign. A pretty common bad sign. A place that demands staff pay for broken glassware is a business that is either looking to take advantage of their workers. Or one that is in financial trouble. Or both. Its a sign of serious mismanagement, or “I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing”.

It’s usually a good…

“Sure, I’ll pay it out of my slip-and-fall settlement money, dick.”

Wayne LaPierre: that phone call threatening to confiscate our guns? It was coming from inside the house!

I remember the days of Blagojevich when I chuckled and thought “at least someone with this combination of nakedly corrupt and stupid won’t hold any real power”. I was very naive.

“They wanted him to go in and behave differently. The goal was to go in and get out with as little news as possible.”

Also, Blagojevich’s a Democrat so Trump can claim “bipartisan support” for himself.

My other favorite one is “Not many people know.” Which means that he just discovered or learned something everyone else did when they were children.

Jokes on you, they’re tanking on purpose to own the libtards!

Plus the baseball hat has the word American on it. Which makes a great accesory when jerking off to the flag or bodyslamming a kid for not taking off HIS hat during the anthem.

That tee shirt really encapsulates everything about Breitbart: a overweight, white male boomer raging against the world without coherent thought or direction.

You just hate to see it. Thoughts and prayers.

It’s kind of incredible how whenever Donald Trump says “a lot of people are thinking”, it’s so obvious that what he means to say is “literally I am the only one thinking this”. 

And because of that felony he couldn’t likely buy a gun in this country. He’d have to jump through all sorts of hoops like taking a wad of Benjamins to a gun show and putting them on a table.

Didn’t you know? Mental illness is the new “economic anxiety.”

He only has one felony assault charge with a weapon (to be fair, they don’t say which kind) on his record already, so... :-/

How in the F**K does a judge release this scumbag back on to the streets?!?! He has already admitted that he does not have the “Impulse Control” to NOT attempt murder!!

What the actual fuck? The poor kid has a fractured skull and they just let him waltz out of jail? Dude is a danger to society and needs to be locked up for a long ass time. Guy sounds like mass shooter material.

If they can co-opt the “ok,” sign. We can use Betty.

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.