I shamelessly stole this:

For me, Halloween “season” starts September 1st and lasts until sometime in November when I can finally be bothered to take down the decorations.

How quick do y’all think it’ll before Trump sues and this goes ASAP to the Supreme Court?

Fuck, spot on comparison.

The city where I live has had some protests, and the chickenshit redneck asshats against them simply out of racism think it’s their moral imperative to run over protesters whenever the opportunity presents itself. It’s fucking disgusting.

That was indeed some damn fine politicking, an absolutely cutting but impeccably true burn.

Hell yes, it’s beyond time for the Dems to get in on that sweet, sweet “you lie!” action that’s been so sorely lacking from the liberal side.

I got the tip on this a while back and started cooking all my ribs in the Instant Pot. No, they’re obviously not as good as slow smoked all day over real wood ribs, but for a total of 30 minutes of cook time? They are amazing.

Relevant gif is SUPER relevant.

Cockwalloper, +1.

We’re all grey down here.

There is no way to remove profit from any system. Profit is human nature.

Whatever people’s opinions, it’s hard to deny William Corgan made some good music.

Lucky!

Holy shit, spot on. Take a humble star.

I just can’t today y’all, I’m sorry. Too much to process.

Title is correct, but the article is incomplete without the obligatory:

I mean, I gave you a star, but I hated it.

I laughed, but now I’m sad that this idea exists in some corporeal form.