Shut the fuck up, Blanche.

I’ve seen some shit, but jesus fucking christ.

I don’t laugh at the news much anymore, but I sure as fuck lol’d at that.

Lubed up with all them delicious librul snowflake tears, I guess.

It’s cute when a circle jerk starts under the bridge here.

Of course not. Do we really expect this particular Justice Department to prosecute actual crimes?

St. Louis has been working its collective ass off lately to try and make something, anything, their signature dish.

Actually, that’s Blanche.

I keep mine stocked exclusively with vintage merkins.

Take your star and go.

Not that it needs repeating, but people like that guy are why this country is in the shitter.

There are dozens of us!

Gonna add my two cents also - if you gotta wear dress pants or whatever, for the love of god DO NOT EVER wear pleats. They’re literally the worst.

Taint remora has now entered my vernacular, take your damn star.

Here for the Blanche commentary, as always.

Where is IBrainYou, our state is in the news again.

Goddamn, spot on. I would never have thought to apply “eldritch” to this douche’s style, but you got it in one.

I may be alone, but I 100% do not believe Paul Ryan’s hair is real. Especially the color.

Jesus, white people will literally ruin anything, and I’m white. I give up.

Always classic.