That’s what I came here to say. It could’ve possibly contended well against Chick-fil-A, but I’ don’t know why they ever got rid of it in the first place.

Never - they’re the family members who, while the louder people are arguing across the dinner table at Thanksgiving, keep their eyes locked on their plates.

If it was just the composition of the media changing—print media jobs moving to online media—that wouldn’t be such a big deal.

As soon as they no longer have any security details to worry about.

Got the smoking covered.

Already started playing it. Fairly disappointed, to be honest.

Tell me you didn’t start this dude.

So David, how much did that set you back?

may have

I think this experiment is done.

So his emergency return to DC last week was so they could upload the newest talking points, right?

Amazing. After reading your tandem review, I think you both most definitely need to watch Weekend at Bernie’s II, because it’s even more insane.

Obviously, this is a family site.

But isn’t Puerto Rico part of Mexico?!

Are you working with your hypothetical racist coworker to keep segregation legal? If so, then yes, you are actively working with a racist, much like Biden did on busing.

Que? No, ellos no entienden.

I live in the south, and I keep hearing that the south will rise again. But the south is too morbidly obese to even get out of the LaZBoy.

The correct answer:

I mean, WHAT the actual FUCK. How hard is to comprehend that Puerto Ricans ARE FUCKING AMERICANS?

Nah, she’d just be replaced with another blonde conservative for Splinter to bitch about. The song remains the same, ouroboros, etc.