No offense, but...

Before I dismiss this sad troll attempt, I wanted to share.

Easiest hack? Add mustard.

Please don’t get my hopes up like this.

Disgustingly perverse, especially with the upcoming holiday. How could any decent human really wanna celebrate what we are? Of course, that’s exactly what Trump is gonna celebrate with his fucking micro-penis stormtrooper parade.

I wanna put a flaming bag of dog shit outside his door so badly.

Sane people - “Here’s is direct audio, video, and photographic evidence of the terrible conditions at the border camps.”

Surprised to actually see stuff I’m excited to hear for once. Torche and Tomb Mold, Tycho and the Femmes. Good stuff.

Hot damn, that shade is so refreshing in the summer heat. Enjoy your star.

* JEB!

*hecho en China

Oh, absolutely. Everything these days is a sick, sad joke.

Man, really hyped up to celebrate our glorious nation this Fourth of July.

If you pledge at the Ultra-Super-Mega Patriot© level, not only will you get to ride along in an M1 Abrams chasing down undocumented immigrants, you’ll also get an official MAGA© branded tote bag!

So the hill you’re choosing to die on is people not reporting cash tips on their sub-minimum wages? You’ve either never worked in food service or are just an ass. Or both.

Hoping someone else picks him up, that comic was amazing and devastating all at once.

Step 1: go to literally any other city/area known for barbecue.

Climate change. Yes, it’s all important, I know, but climate change is an actual, existential threat. If we can’t even begin to start talking about how to address it, kinda renders all the other issues moot in the medium to long term.

I know it’s not Friday yet, but I could drink a beer or dozen. Let’s duck out early.

Well, I didn’t wanna make the insinuation too lewd for the prudes around here.