Lucky!

Holy shit, spot on. Take a humble star.

Lol, these trolls.

I just can’t today y’all, I’m sorry. Too much to process.

Title is correct, but the article is incomplete without the obligatory:

I mean, I gave you a star, but I hated it.

I laughed, but now I’m sad that this idea exists in some corporeal form.

Shut the fuck up, Blanche.

I’ve seen some shit, but jesus fucking christ.

I don’t laugh at the news much anymore, but I sure as fuck lol’d at that.

Lubed up with all them delicious librul snowflake tears, I guess.

It’s cute when a circle jerk starts under the bridge here.

Of course not. Do we really expect this particular Justice Department to prosecute actual crimes?

St. Louis has been working its collective ass off lately to try and make something, anything, their signature dish.

Actually, that’s Blanche.

I keep mine stocked exclusively with vintage merkins.

Take your star and go.

Not that it needs repeating, but people like that guy are why this country is in the shitter.

There are dozens of us!

Gonna add my two cents also - if you gotta wear dress pants or whatever, for the love of god DO NOT EVER wear pleats. They’re literally the worst.