Taint remora has now entered my vernacular, take your damn star.

Here for the Blanche commentary, as always.

Where is IBrainYou, our state is in the news again.

Goddamn, spot on. I would never have thought to apply “eldritch” to this douche’s style, but you got it in one.

I may be alone, but I 100% do not believe Paul Ryan’s hair is real. Especially the color.

Jesus, white people will literally ruin anything, and I’m white. I give up.

Always classic.

That’s what I came here to say. It could’ve possibly contended well against Chick-fil-A, but I’ don’t know why they ever got rid of it in the first place.

Never - they’re the family members who, while the louder people are arguing across the dinner table at Thanksgiving, keep their eyes locked on their plates.

If it was just the composition of the media changing—print media jobs moving to online media—that wouldn’t be such a big deal.

As soon as they no longer have any security details to worry about.

Got the smoking covered.

Already started playing it. Fairly disappointed, to be honest.

Tell me you didn’t start this dude.

So David, how much did that set you back?

may have

I think this experiment is done.

So his emergency return to DC last week was so they could upload the newest talking points, right?

Amazing. After reading your tandem review, I think you both most definitely need to watch Weekend at Bernie’s II, because it’s even more insane.

Obviously, this is a family site.