Something like this?

Leeway given because I have no technical knowledge of the cognitive abilities of peacocks. Hyperbolically, literally anything is smarter than Trump.

I thought he said he was gonna live-tweet the debates? Might’ve been his senility talking.

My bad, *sapience.

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that’s probably true of both.

Perhaps Trump’s a peacock that gained sentience and the power of speech?

I suggest Splinter do a head-to-head challenge between peacocks and Herr Mushroom Stamp to declare a winner.

You might be right, but can I just respectfully say fuck you for putting that thought into my innocent head

So that’s a draw, then.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Ok, fair point.

Just somebody fire the nukes already, I wanna be done with it all at this point. No reason to draw it out into some shitty kinda facist twilight years while we wait around for climate change to finish us off.

Better lock that up before David Tracy sees it.

#BEBEST

This actually sounds super interesting. Thanks for the recommendation!

I wanna read a sci-fi story, written from the perspectives of aliens, who are compiling a history of human civilization, after we go extinct due to “willful ignorance”.

Let’s just hope other Democrats don’t do what they usually do and try to deflate it before it gets off the ground.

Yet the AMA doesn’t think the state of health insurance in this country is a public health emergency and openly oppose it? Ok.

Everything about this proposal is wrong and should be ignored, just like Beto.

It’s 2019, and we base the future direction of this country on the handful of people who still have a home phone.