Right? This is basically throw-away money, especially considering you might could possibly haggle it down a bit. But I’d pay full asking price cash for this if I had to.

I just finished reading this article earlier, and it’s good. This is the kind of shit that’s really changing things for the worse. Most of these lawmakers don’t even know what the bill actually does, but of course the majority of them either make more money for corporations or protect them from risk. The voucher that…

Since I’ve never had it, people in the know: Is Godfather’s even any good?

Turtle man fall down, SAD!  - President Cheeto

I don’t live close enough to help, but I’ll be praying the rust holds your welds together. Godspeed, sir.

Most of the shit you hear is bullshit trolling. It’s so early in the primary season and there’s already and assload of candidates, with probably more to come. Any criticism of any candidate is kinda valid at this stage, but all this disingenuous virtue-trolling is a bad look. Here’s the deal, we can squabble over the…

Because it’s a bullshit plan. Just like Trump’s newly-punted healthcare deal, which will be so great for America, just vote Republican in 2020 then we’ll give you the details. I am now permanently blind from my eyes rolling 24/7.

I can’t fault your for that, so, fair. 

Hey man, don’t forget about the Redbirds!

Sorry, not blowing anything even tangentially related to Trump. Put him on the curb and let the city haul him off.

The answer is yes.

Finally got to dismiss someone over their shitty, incorrect comment. Hurray!

Maybe they should just create a United States of Mexico? Seems way easier to keep track of.

“Next thing you know, people will start saying healthcare is a right!”

“#MeToo has gone too far”= I think touching people is totally cool but I don’t wanna be called out for it

Like...I just can’t with this shit. Literally no one wants a president Biden, except maybe credit card company CEO’s, or people who like to “grab ‘em by the pussy” but don’t wanna say it out loud.

I affronted by all these things, plus the old corporate centrist fucks in the Democratic party. They need to gooooo.

Looks folks, the whole Creepy Uncle Joe thing has been around forever. There’s been tons of video and photographic proof, but apparently it was cooler and funnier for the country to just turn it into a meme. This behavior is not new and should absolutely be disqualifying, without even mentioning the hundreds of other…

How about a name change, I like the sound of “Derp Starbucks Man”.

I’m on board, where do I sigh up? AKA sell my soul.