Nah, his bullshit centrist stance is totally wrong. I was referring to all the Trump drama. Otherwise, James Comey can fuck off forever into the sun.

James Comey: once again proving you can be kinda right about a thing and still be a huge asshole simultaneously.

I apologize, now and forever after, that this horrible person is the worse of my two senators.

If I’d have thought of an even larger sized grain of salt, believe me, that’s the one I’d choose.

What about that horrible twat-waffle Matt Gaetz? Even his dumb ass was talking about taking climate change seriously, and I take that with a Jupiter-sized grain of salt.

The closest comparison I can find to bodegas in flyover parts of the country (including me) are gas stations, and not necessarily rest stops of the side of the interstate. I grew up in a rural area, and the closest store to me within a 10 mile radius was a gas station. It was the de facto corner store, restaurant, and…

This comparison casts an unfair light on old Ebenezer, who had an actually change of heart, where McYurtle is just an amoral nihilist asshole. Though I do wholeheartedly support a trio of ghosts taking Mitch on a “spiritual journey” to the hereafter. As long as it’s permanent.

I also agree, Mayor Pete isn’t perfect, nor my preferred candidate, but he is saying some good things. And of course, he’d get my vote in a heartbeat in the general.

Not so hot take, Mitch McYurtle is actually worse and more damaging for the US than Trump. He’s just less visible by dint of that Russian-funded turtle shell.

B I G   B U S I N E S S, stoked.

I feel like this comment is underrated.

I appreciate you doing the hard work of slogging through Floridian news story comments.

I figured his reason would be he did some shady shit back when he went to lick Putin’s boots in Trump’s stead, what, a year or so ago? I’m sure that was also definitely NO COLLUSION!!1!!

All the stars for “taint remora”, thank you.

Ok so Mitch 100% looks like a turtle, but I feel like it’s a huge insult to all turtles generally, and Yurtle specifically.

Hot take: they are both, and always have been, garbage. Feel free to drag me for it.

Protection handouts, fucking bravo to you.

I said this the other day, conservatives answer to anything is that if it’s hard, or expensive, or whatever other metric they devise, then we should do nothing.

I love being able to read the title and immediately scroll down to vote CP. If I had $35k to spend on any car, this would not even make the bottom of the list.

So, are we just not gonna mention the toupee? You’d have to be high on fracking fluids to think that’s a good look.