“Next thing you know, people will start saying healthcare is a right!”

“#MeToo has gone too far”= I think touching people is totally cool but I don’t wanna be called out for it

Like...I just can’t with this shit. Literally no one wants a president Biden, except maybe credit card company CEO’s, or people who like to “grab ‘em by the pussy” but don’t wanna say it out loud.

I affronted by all these things, plus the old corporate centrist fucks in the Democratic party. They need to gooooo.

Looks folks, the whole Creepy Uncle Joe thing has been around forever. There’s been tons of video and photographic proof, but apparently it was cooler and funnier for the country to just turn it into a meme. This behavior is not new and should absolutely be disqualifying, without even mentioning the hundreds of other…

How about a name change, I like the sound of “Derp Starbucks Man”.

I’m on board, where do I sigh up? AKA sell my soul.

Nah, his bullshit centrist stance is totally wrong. I was referring to all the Trump drama. Otherwise, James Comey can fuck off forever into the sun.

James Comey: once again proving you can be kinda right about a thing and still be a huge asshole simultaneously.

I apologize, now and forever after, that this horrible person is the worse of my two senators.

If I’d have thought of an even larger sized grain of salt, believe me, that’s the one I’d choose.

What about that horrible twat-waffle Matt Gaetz? Even his dumb ass was talking about taking climate change seriously, and I take that with a Jupiter-sized grain of salt.

The closest comparison I can find to bodegas in flyover parts of the country (including me) are gas stations, and not necessarily rest stops of the side of the interstate. I grew up in a rural area, and the closest store to me within a 10 mile radius was a gas station. It was the de facto corner store, restaurant, and…

This comparison casts an unfair light on old Ebenezer, who had an actually change of heart, where McYurtle is just an amoral nihilist asshole. Though I do wholeheartedly support a trio of ghosts taking Mitch on a “spiritual journey” to the hereafter. As long as it’s permanent.

I also agree, Mayor Pete isn’t perfect, nor my preferred candidate, but he is saying some good things. And of course, he’d get my vote in a heartbeat in the general.

Not so hot take, Mitch McYurtle is actually worse and more damaging for the US than Trump. He’s just less visible by dint of that Russian-funded turtle shell.

B I G   B U S I N E S S, stoked.

I feel like this comment is underrated.

I appreciate you doing the hard work of slogging through Floridian news story comments.

I figured his reason would be he did some shady shit back when he went to lick Putin’s boots in Trump’s stead, what, a year or so ago? I’m sure that was also definitely NO COLLUSION!!1!!