All the stars for “taint remora”, thank you.

Ok so Mitch 100% looks like a turtle, but I feel like it’s a huge insult to all turtles generally, and Yurtle specifically.

Hot take: they are both, and always have been, garbage. Feel free to drag me for it.

Protection handouts, fucking bravo to you.

I said this the other day, conservatives answer to anything is that if it’s hard, or expensive, or whatever other metric they devise, then we should do nothing.

I love being able to read the title and immediately scroll down to vote CP. If I had $35k to spend on any car, this would not even make the bottom of the list.

So, are we just not gonna mention the toupee? You’d have to be high on fracking fluids to think that’s a good look.