He wants to look like he was put together by a Funko Pop custom avatar generator.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

Rick and Morty

Samurai Jack

Britt McHenry.

The same book I have been reading since 2011: Gravity’s Rainbow.

Seriously, how many stamps are you planning on using...

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Brandon Roy is one of the more depressing guys in basketball from a talent perspective. He was so good, but his body couldn’t handle the punishment.

I hope he is ok. My thoughts are with him and his family.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Tuscaloosa.

Addams Family Values is one of my favorite movies. This exchange always makes me laugh:

I’m not going to hate on him waiting to speak about racial bias he has faced anymore than I would hate on a woman taking a while to report sexual harassment. This is the fault of the perpetrators. Not the victims.

This is only a problem because the NFL does, in fact, sleep.

Wimps.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.