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This may not be the time or place, but with Charlie dying from leukemia, it is only fitting. We are currently fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society to try and fund the research that will eradicate this horrible disease. We should not still be losing the fight to cancer and if anyone can spare even $1

Of all the people to hit for multiple cycles in their career (there’s only about 20, and Adrian Beltre is in rarefied air by having hit for three), John Olerud may be the most surprising.

Ron Artest isn’t in the league.

I would recommend not looking deeply into John Byrne...

It’s possible for folks to think they’re quite tolerant and progressive for accepting one sort of people while still being raging trash heaps when it comes to others.

6/10 with two triples and a dong during last year’s opening series against San Diego. So yeah, it’s non-conclusive if he’s “back” or simply teeing off against shitty Padres pitching first week of April, which is no great feat.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

We really shouldn’t glaze over the sadness of it.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

SOME FRIES BITCH! lol idk why

“Back in my day, the opposing fans would try to stab you and fuck your wife if you went into the crowd and tried to dap them up” - some former NBA player-cum-analyst. Probably.

Right?! Garden weasels especially are quite helpful indeed!

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

It’s owned by Dr. Bong?

April fools was yesterday

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.